I fail at drinking coffee and coffee-like drinks.

So, I made some instant coffee as I often do and added it to hot soymilk and put it into my thermos, as I often do, and shook it up to mix up the coffee and make it nice and latte-like. After a couple minutes of shaking, I open up the lid to drink it and it sprays EVERYWHERE. All over the wall. Over my laptop and cords. Over my bedsheets. “FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-,” I proclaimed as I watched the streams of coffee drip down my wall, not unlike blood from some B-rated horror flick. So, I rushed to get a roll of paper towels to clean that shit up. Luckily, it looks as though there aren’t any stains on the wall. Just need to wash my sheets. They’re overdue, anyway. The lesson here is that when you change ingredients, don’t expect them to react in the same way. I normally use almond milk and have never had this happen.

Traumatic experience. Pic related. My face when this happened.

WORDPRESSSSS

I lovelovelove conditioned hair.

Over the past week or so, I keep thinking someone is pounding on the door, but in reality, it’s one of my roommates pounding on his 360 to get it to work. That’s amusing to me.

Ate at BJ’s with some friends from work on Friday. Mmm, BJ’s. I love BJ’s, don’t you? Then we watched Shutter Island. Good movie overall, but I discovered the twist way too early.

I think I’ll go to Japantown today. Why? Because I haven’t been there and I don’t want to spend all day inside again. I should really bring my camera. Then maybe I’ll see Alice In Wonderland at The Metreon.

Plants Vs. Zombies is also awesome.

Still need to find a new job.